God-isms

http://www.ninthlink.com/2012/07/11/ninthlink-accepts-the-ism-architect-award-from-ism-community/

Monotheism:  Everything is from one God (except evil)

Polytheism:  Everything is of many gods (except whichever one came first)

Atheism:  Everything is without need for a God (except this assertion)

Agnosticism:  Everything might be of God, or not (except when I don’t care)

Pantheism:  Everything is God (except when its not)

Humanism:  Everything 'God' can be humanly found (except when dehumanized)

Pan-en-theism:  Everything is in God (excepting none of the above)

Dialectical Theism:  Everything in God can be found of God (except when we can't hear it for the schisms of our 'isms)
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http://www.giffordlectures.org/Browse.asp?PubID=TPISOD&Volume=0&Issue=0&Summary=True

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/03/world/europe/03macquarrie.html?_r=0